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GODDAMN GINGERS

Person 1: me: what's red and white and blue all over?

Person 1: my mom: i give!

Person 1: me: a depressed candy cane.

ME: sad face

Person 1: my mom: i don't know whether to cry or laugh.

Person 1: me: it's funny, try laughing.

Person 1: lol, it made you sad, too

Person 1: forgive me for what i am about to say

ME: forgiven

Person 1: but

Person 1: GODDAMN GINGERS!

Person 1: :D

ME: oh you fucker

Person 1: ha ha ha

Person 1: seeking forgiveness in advance

Person 1: v. tricky

Person 1: feel free to complain to [REDACTED] about it

Person 1: you can tattle on me