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tab key secrets

B: until then, please tab between each of the fields.

B: and/or instruct others to do likewise.

me: i will tab like there is no tomorrow.

B: yeah, worth giving it a shot.

me: which at this rate, there may not be.

B: wear down that tab key.

B: each time you press the key, a little bit of it wears off, and is absorbed into your skin.

B: essentially, you are eating your tab key, in very slow motion.

me: until i am that toxic tab key, since you are what you eat.

me: Jessica "tab key" Smith

B: now we know where the spider got its poison.

me: it would be an awful expose on Maury Povich

me: "today on Maury, Jessica admits to eating 10 tab keys a day."

me: "let's take a look at what's really eating her"

B: wow