February 2012
9 posts
January 2012
31 posts
steaming
me: how long should i wait
me: SO ANGRY
Person A: uhmm
Person A: id wait until youre steaming less than now
Person A: more like a simmer
Person A: less a rolling boil
“There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well....”
– Jane Austen (via caffeinatedcats)
December 2011
11 posts
Unlimited Texting
MOM: WHO GAVE GRANDMA A PHONE AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY GIVE HER UNLIMITED TEXTING?! oh god, how many have you gotten? i’m up to 18 in 8 minutes…
ME: i’m up to 25, dont complain…
Teetherarium
Me: unrelated: my orthodontist gave me ceramic molds of my teeth.
Me: i don't know what to do with them.
Me: they're post braces.
D: HA
Me: maybe put them in a large mason jar?
Me: and add some other things in the jar
D: yes.
Me: "WTF YOU HAVE TEETH IN THIS JAR"
D: TEETH TERRARIUM
D: teetherarium.
Me: this is why we are friends.
Me: you understand my need for a teetherarium.
D: amen.
